OMG. Watching Ace of Cakes. Cannot stop. SEND HELP.

(And a delicious cake)

They are making a six-foot tall skyscraper cake. This is fucking enthralling.

SWEET MOTHER OF JEFFERSON DAVIS, THEY MADE A STEEL GUITAR CAKE WITH ACTUAL STRINGS THAT YOU CAN REALLY PLAY. If I had any modicum of artistic ability, I tell you what!